your wings,

Things exo have said/done:

When they outed Tao for taking his laptop into the bathroom ;)
When Sehun didn’t get the dick joke whilst Kai was laughing his ass off
Lay called Luhan a cheap man
Lay called Suho a lady
Lay accidently talked about cooking penis
Lays just a savage
Chen said he has 19 plus thoughts
Chanyeol said the word ‘shit’ and acted like he just accidently ended the world
Luhan used innuendos to make people know that he horny af (almost as horny as me)
When Tao said ’ I don’t give a shit’
When Tao said ‘Snapchat me that pussy"
Sehun tried to consume his drink through his nose
When the alarm went off in the shop whilst Suho was changing so he shouted that he wasnt stealing it “I’m Exo Suho”
Baekhyun got dragged off a stage by not only Chen and Lay but also by staff
When Kris leant against the barrier at the airport and stumbled backwards
When Xiumin smacked himself in the face with a toy
When Sehun tripped during the Monster stage
When Lay screamed bc of birds
When Xiumin also screamed bc of birds
When Tao turns into 007 when a bug gets close
When Chen tried to drink his microphone rather than his water
When Kai applied nail polish to his lips & cried
When Suho hid in a closet to scare Kai with a siren and failed
When D.O asked if everyones DNA was different